count e days

01 day more and is over to June...

04 days more to end the roadshow...

14 days more to make myself worthwhile to society...

20 days more to payday...

22 days down to submission of assignment...

28 days more to a birthday...

38 days counting down for tw colleagues...

56 days since I last saw yOu....

___days more, I'll be gone for good.

Wishing everyOne a Cheerful June &................ goOd nite!

鍾無艷 - Jer's chOrds

讓我決定我的快樂

那須得你的允許　我都會愛下去

互相祝福心軟之際或者准我吻下去

我痛恨成熟到 不要你望著我流淚

但漂亮笑下去　彷彿冬天飲雪水

被你一貫的讚許　無須裝說下去

在你悲傷一刻必須解慰找到我樂趣

我甘於當副車　卻沒法撞入堡壘

彼此這麼了解　難怪註定似兄妹一對

你的她怎允許　結伴觀賞雪的淚

永不開封的汽水　讓我抱在懷內吻下去

weaponless battle

''This can’t be happening to me'' I groan inwardly.

Something really bad befall on me ever since I started attending to customer.

My colleague made a mistake back in office & I got all the attention from the passerby at Raffles City shopping mall when the man start rising his voice at me ...

what's next ? keyboard couldn't function well, Laptop wasn't enough, Manger in charge had no answer to your questions forever, snobbish executive looking customer, customer in the queue set their eyes on you impatiently, informations printed wrongly in the brochures thus sold wrongly ... what's more ?! too much too mentioned...

Helping out in a fair/roadshow is like fighting a battle weaponless.. We had nothing not even ample knowledge or what's needed and there we are , standing right up the front line !
I shouldn't be there cos I know nuts and I bought much shame on myself. I fear so much.

Still, deeply appreciate my colleagues like yun,Jansen for lending me a helping hand especially yun who was so busy but still assisting me .... Thank you dip dip.

Here come the worst part of the day... I bought the wrong lecturer notes for my lesson !
followed by a real bad headache and nothing more could describe today other than ''horrendous''


2 more battle day , pls pray tt I will come out alive.

*Good luck to other colleagues.. yun, JL, lansen, Shan,ruru,JT...

All the best =)

*Mark tOday as your last day here & don't ever look back ! HAhaaa.. best wishes to you~~

My lecturer taught me that impossible is read as I M POSSIBLE =)

Equality

Equality between women & men is a common topic we always touch on.
So how exactly do you determine equality ?!
Have u ever accuse a men for not being a gentlemen when he doesn't open the door for you ?

The next time I would open the door for men and say ''after you'' .
well .. that's identify equality for me between gender.
So what's wrong with opening the door for the guys ? After all we ask for equality ! isn't ?

Gentlemen or ''gentleladies'' might be based on 2 other factors , being ''consideration'' & ''courteous''.
Anyone could open the door, giving up his/her seats for a pregnant lady, lend a helping hand etc .. uhmm.. make sense now ?!

So ladies....if ever you think you can do whatever a guy can do , don't accuse them again BUT we know deep inside they are one of the inconsiderate ppl on earth & that's is a big No NO!

Good day !

85

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship

holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

.

A gentleman approached her and said,

"Pardon me, madam.

I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your

dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady. "

I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties

and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!"

寶貝

一直以来。。你脸上露出的笑容，令人很羡慕。。 说我也为你感到开心是假的，矛盾的心情不知是好？
当我真真体会到你难过伤心的一面，我原来比你来得跟心痛。。

这首歌送给你。。希望博得你一丝丝快乐灿烂的笑容。。
用心聆听，用心感受。。。

The Best Day

''Oi, wake up ! ain't you working today !'' My mum exclaimed ..

''Uh... wake me up at 10 la''.. I mutter

Next moment I knew was dressing up and brushing my teeth at the same time... hahaa

Wondering where am I off to ? tO take a test which I flung twice ..
Ppl who laugh at me , doesn't matter b'cos I succeed the day you turn me into a laughing stock.
I admire my classmates whose hair are turning grey yet still learning , I admire my china friends who speak broken & improper English despite all the roll-eyes expression rcv.
My point is : Its always never too late to achieve what you desire as long as you don give up.
BUT if you are a day over 60s .. don ever try bugee jump plsssssss! ~.<'

Anyway ...20 mins passed in the examination room
I peep at the screen whoever gets up of their seats and it goes.....
FAILED, FAILED, FAILED...

The next thing I knew .........''PASSED''
I clench my fist tight and say''oh yes,thank god ! ''

This feeling of satisfaction are incomparable to how many months of bonus you're getting , how much increment you are getting ...

I rate today the best day up to date =)

* Joyce ~ I'm waiting for your good news soon ;)
Oh...rem to get a Season Ice Lemon Tea , I think it bring luck.. hahaa

knackered braincells & turn in....

Its 3.20am on a sunday mOrning & I decided to hit on my blog again ..

30mins ago, smth just depresses the shit out of me..
The clock ticks, apparently I should been snoring away but I have not catch a winks.
Abruptly I'm at the stage of conceptualizing why the contradiction in me.
When & how do smile + pain gets together uh ?
I find myself a complete goof..giving out my all but not at lease some appreciation rcv.
Have you ever thank someone for the memories & realised that memories hurt so much when you know there wont be more to come ? Yes , no , yes , no ?? Ain't that a ironic statement !

Don't ever ask me if I miss you...

Don't ever ask me b'cos even if you did, I will bluff my way out..

Don't stand in my screw up position b'cos you are not me ...

You had zilch idea who u r to me, how impt u r ..

Alright , I'm done - zip it! - Time check : 3.48am

I'm going to get some amber fluid and turn on some nice music for a good sleep. nite!

Ladies get to enjoy free dinner at supperclub

Sorry guys, only the women get to enjoy this~!!! muwahahaaa

Uber-chic supperclub is hosting 100 women for a free dinner every Wednesday in its Ladyluxe night.Be among the first 100 women to RSVP with your name and email address to ladyluxe@supperclub.com and you will be able to dine in style for free.

A dinner at the cool supperclub usually sets one back by $65++.Ladyluxe is a gourmet-dining and a musical affair that celebrates the things that all women love.Upon arrival, ladies will be treated to a welcome potion specially created by bar maestros of supperclub. They can lounge on the big white beds before indulging in the surprise gourmet four-course meal. The dinner is specially whipped up by Executive Chef Ulpho van der Zalm who changes the menu each week. If you're attending, please arrive early as dinner is served at 8pm sharp.

Ladyluxesupperclub
#02-01 Odeon Towers
331 North Bridge Raod
Tel: 6334 4085
Nearest MRT station: City Hall

motionless, easy monies & it stink

''MoOorning Rachael'' I greet effortlessly

Its yet another Friday & I haven got any TGIF mood for the past 3 weeks but well that's pretty fine ; just that I missed my badminton session for 3 weeks and it will be on-going for 3 mths gg 4 mths... aww.. am i applying for a maternity leave uh ?

I stared at the right corner most bottom of e computer screen , waiting for the digits to hit 12.15pm followed by 5.30pm and yes ! everything is boring and I'm dead bored.

I really don wish to bitched abt my work but I felt a sudden hot spurt of anger when my manger walked up to me and gave me some nonsense shit ! I reckon common sense doesn't even exist in her dictionary. I shall spare you the details over here..cos the next thing you would do is to ask me how come she's getting easy monies!

Just before I end my post, I just wanted to say : Today is such a stinky day ....
The MRT I took stink, the coffee turn really cold in the classroom and it taste sucky... the air-con gave out a foul smell on the bus, a guy standing beside me cant get any better.
& finally...... a group of boys just finish their soccer game, board the bus and standing right in front of me .. how does that's sound ? oOps.. I mean smell !! arghh

Last but not least , I called for my Baby Johnson & Johnson cos I stink too...ZZzzZ~

Have a nice weekend folks...

* To a friend whose mum just passed away, your mum would only want to see a stronger u . I prayed hard.
* To a friend who just fall out of love. Pls cry by all means if its hurt, I'll wipe ur tears away. I'll make sure your heavy & layered eyelids get even better than yesterday.I've been there and done that , it sux & nth more could describe-times do wonders.

Oh.. glad I survived...

American Idol Season 8

Oh Yes, by now everyone should noe Kris Allen is the winner of this season's 'American Idol.'

The dark horse was crowned Wednesday night in the results show.

It was 10.28am & I could barley stay awake in the office thus I drag my feets to e pantry for a coffee.

while taking a sip of it, my classmate drop me a sms & it almost got me chocked.

It reads :

K: Sickening !!! I just saw the result...Arghh American is deaf !

I replied : ehz.. what's wrong ! Kris is talented & cute wad.. lol

K : SICKENING LAH!

Well ... both are as good but personally , I love kris performance last episode ... the acoustic version of ''Heartless'' & ''Apologised'' . It just got my ass warming the seat and totally engrossed by him. whether it was his trusty guitar or the occasional piano -- he proved himself to be one of this season's most likable, and, yes, talented contestants. ** Danny still got the sexiest voice & look.. wahaha**

*Anyway I inserted ''heartless'' sang by him in Jer chOrs.. BUT this was the audio version , his live version was even awesome if you have seen it last week. Whenever I heard this sOng for the past few month...I felt like an airhead b'cos the lyrics could really tear me away... hOw could you be so heartless...

OK ... Watever ...Enjoy and good day to all !

To weather the recession storm ..

Does the recession hit you real hard ?!

This entries is for whoever looking for jOb or out of job for quite sometimes.. I hope it helps to boost up whatever that is needed. On the other hand, I'm turly glad & relieved that some of my friends are enjoying their wOrk .. thumb up !I ought to learn from you ppl , u know who u r ! cheers !

Read on the article....

At this point of time we need to take a deep breath and get a balanced view of the situation so that we are able to face the challenges ahead.
For example, if you graduate with a higher diploma in computing (specialising in networking), do not think that the only job available is that of network engineer. If offered a desktop support role, take it first and explore the possibilities of what can be achieved in that area.
Work there for a while until the market improves. Don't be choosy at this moment. Rather than sitting idle, it is better to hold a job. This is the key to weather these hard times. Don't worry if you have made the right or wrong decision at this point. Just make sure you can comfortably adapt to your new work environment and learn something from it. Don't be afraid to learn new things which you might not have studied in your course.
Remember, during this recession you must be patient and flexible to mould yourself so that you are prepared to face any difficulties ahead - that is the smartest way to survive. And you become a stronger person because of it.
Don't forget that optimists are most likely to take a chance while pessimists will rarely take any chances. Continue to do your best and keep learning new things. Always look to expand your horizons.
If you let negativity defeat you, you will soon find yourself in a negative feedback loop which can adversely affect your chance of reaching your career goals.

'If one door closes, another one opens for you.' So never lose hope and never give up.

big woo hah yea ?

What's with the big woo hah of the little nonya followed by the celebrities getting married ? The media stress on such issue simply because we enjoy such entertainment OR because we don't live in megalopolises numbering tens of millions of people that nothing could be more interesting. boo~ Then again I mean we have to admit tt we live in a celebrity obsessed culture especially. By the virtue of being seen in the media, fulfill a basic human longing for affiliation. We knew about them and thus it connect us to one another. They cut through the anonymity. That’s what gives them power.

I'm not interested.

learning in progress

How tiring is it for the past 14hrs working/studying & yet you're only capable to get on my nerves when I'm home. All I wanted was some peace which you could not even deliver or rather am I the root or the problem.Where's my right of keeping the things I want ? Or issit I don't even own a pathetic corner in the house which are able to fit in my stuff. Why do you insists to threw it in the bin even when I express how much I wanted to keep.

I wouldn't want to show myself the lack of knowledge of how to express anger which leads to so much sadness. I could only or rather learn to love you even more mum.

Loves & sorry

Jer - learning in progress...

Angels & Demons

The Fountain of Four Rivers

Ecstasy of St Teresa

Sistine Chapel

Managed to watch the Angels & Demons @ Grand Cathy today. Wouldn't comment more on the movie becos I suggest you to fork out the beans in your pocket to catch this movie la. =P Putting aside that I needed the toilet last 20mins which makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, personally I enjoyed the show. haha

*If you liked Da Vinci Code, Ron Howard has a big surprise for you.

Anyway , beside the plot ... look out for its beautiful scenery in Vatican , simply awesome !

Here Comes Goodbye by Rascal Flatts (Jer's ChOrds)

Here comes goodbye, here comes the last time

Here comes the start of every sleepless night

The first of every tear Im gonna cry

Here comes the pain, Here comes me wishing things had never changed

And she was right here in my arms tonight, but here comes goodbye

.

Why does it have to go from good to gone?

Before the lights turn on, yeah and you're left alone

All alone, but here comes goodbye

Received on Sat , 16.32pm , mixed feeling with tears of happiness.

Thank you.

我的第二次

This is my second time d.i.y a clock ... and here it goes ...

Materials / Get it from Art Friends & Ikea

Firstly , dismantle the clock ...

Poke a hole at your preferred spot.

insert the necessary compartment & make sure the it works. Den draft out the picture you want ....

& I choose to draw Audrey Hepburn.

Ok, up colour now !

Almost there...

Alright ! Touch up a bit here & there...

You hear Tick tOck ...

& YES ! all DIY up the walls... ^.^

Done by : Jermine / 16-05-09

The java chip I drank and our craps...=)

What tree did i Fall from

Sep 13 - Sep 22 Birthday tree (Lime Tree)

Lime Tree (The doubt)
Intelligent, hard working, accept life dishes out, but not before trying to change bad circumstances into good ones, hates fighting and stress, enjoy getaway vacations, may appear tough. but is actually soft and relenting, always willing to make sacrifices for family and friends, has many talents but not always enough time to use them, can become a complainer, great leadership qualities, is jealous at times but extremely loyal.

Letting go...

Not many have ever known and if I tell - would you believe?

To let go is to fear less and love more ? how true is that uh?

My heart says stay but I had to trust my mind..

being rational doesn't feel good at all..it hurts

& you wouldn't believe tt there's an airhead dangling there holding on..aww

'MAIDS OF HORROR'

ON THE surface, she seems, at best, like a fussy employer for having had 12 maids in six years.
Instead, Madam Wang could well qualify to be the unluckiest 'ma'am' in Singapore.
She is now waiting for the replacement for maid No 11 to arrive.
Madam Wang, who usually has two maids at a time, already has No 12 working for her and the new one will be No 13.


MAID 1: Filipino maid runs up $1,300 phone bill calling the Philippines. Madam Wang returns maid to agency after 2 months.

MAID 2: Filipino maid quarrels with MadamWang after she returns from giving birth at hospital. Blood stains in toilet from water bag bursting not cleaned up after 3days. Maid complains about how much work she has to do. Returned to agency after 8 months.

MAID 3: Transfers from Madam Wang's mother-in-law. Indonesian maid good but asks to return home after 2 years.

MAID 4: Transfers from mother-in-law. Indonesian maid slams car door on daughter's finger, knocks girl's head with car door when she realises contract will not be renewed. Returned to agency after 1 1/2years.

MAID 5: Indonesian transfer maid lets boyfriend into the house two or three times a week to have sex. Returned to agency after 8 months & police report made. Banned from working here.

MAID 6: Filipino transfer maid, who has snitched on Maid 5, becomes prostitute after being influenced by Maid 9. She services at least seven men. Banned from working here after police report.

MAID 7: Indonesian maid has pneumonia and is sent back to the agent on the first day.

MAID 8: Filipino replacement maid asks to return home to her husband after 4 months.

MAID 9: Replacement Indonesian maid solicits men for Maid 6. They take turns to sneak out. Sent home with Maid 6 after working one year. Banned from working here after police report.

MAID 10: Indonesian maid runs away to MOM after 3 weeks, claiming she is overworked & not allowed to eat at proper times. Maid is said to have six years' of experience but doesn't know how to line dustbin. Madam Wang claims mother-in-law helps with housework & adults ate at 9.30pm as her husband works late. But maid 'never asks' if she can eat earlier.

MAID 11: Myanmese maid unable to understand or speak English, and can't understand instructions like 'boil water' or 'cook rice'. Returned to agency after 2 weeks.

Smiley

Having faith & hOpe makes e impossible possible ; loves makes everything worthwhile

I'm truly overjOyed today b'cos of a simple greeting at time 4.06pm

I'm waiting & still waiting...

game-ing

When is e last time you visit such old skool arcade ? hahaa!
Initially wanted to play pool but was attract by this ..

OK ! lets change into token first ...

Gaming ticket Xchange for pencil , sweet etc etc .. hee!

shOot x 10000 times !! our hands! is sour to the max !

btw ... one credit is 50cents only !!

Lastly .... 2 joke of the day .

Bf wanted to check out the retail price of one DIOR perfume..
bf : Hi, how much does it cost ?
Sales ger : $99.90
bf : HUH ?! $39.90
pen & me : stare at each other and burst out laughing and donnoe where to hide our face.
Wah pieng eh ! use ur common sense ma ! bth leh ...


Pen wanted to get a cake at Bazerzin for her mum cos of mother's day...
Waitress : Hi, have you ordered ?
Pen : Oh , may I check if you if the chocolate amber size 5 cake still available ?
Waitress : OK , I check WITH you..
Pen : STUNNED !

Lesson 1

5 in a Car ?!! NO ! I said is 6 !! .... muwahaa..AMK 24hr MAC...

Lesson Begin....

Yea ~ saw tt ... is a languages study grp , I'm totally amazed by this , are yOu ?!
Japanese , French , Korean.....I pick up a languages too but neither of these !
You know I always like to act different mah ! act oni lah..

Time check - 5.20am ..

Life with Bubble tea ....

Pls sarpork my friend ~ Sandee ! She's really brilliant in her artwOrk and its all about creativity ! I'm sure tt it will brighten your day after you visited her blog. ^.^

http://sandylau.jugem.jp/

* dee... I did this for yOu .. don cry ok! hahaa

What is the hardest thing to break?

What is the hardest thing to break?

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Diamonds are hard to find but not hard to break.

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What is the hardest thing to break then?

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The answer is: HABIT

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If you break the H, you still have A BIT. If you break the A, you still have BIT. If you break the B, you still have IT!!! Hey, after you break the T in IT, there is still the 'I'.

The person at the end of the day, is the root of all the problems. Cute???

Now, I know why HABIT is so hard to break. Its destiny is in its name. The word itself.

Never, never, never to ASSUME . Because it makes an 'ASS' out of 'U' and 'ME'....

05-05

6.00pm KnOck oOf liaO!!! lets go.......go go go

Where ?! Tampinese Ikea !

3 Hungry ghost chiong to jiak dinner first ...

Prawn + fruit salad

This is Chix ! not pork hor...

Er....BUT this ish oink oink + beef meatball ...hee!

Heck care la .. jiak first ! we no scared !

realli no scared la , order somemore!!! wahaa

Ok..jiak ba ba liao ...let's mOve on !!

Uhmm....

I suspect you are more emo than me long ago.. so is true !

Don believe ?!! SEE !! he's holding on the stick use to whack mosquito & toking to a bear -.-''All our 艺术细胞 come out ... lolx
After I grab my things to keep me occupied this weekend, we went to jiak ice cream !!
end our day shiok shiok...

Its such a bliss to see yOu online everyday & now I lack a sense of security...

Am still glad we look upon the same moon and the accompanied star at every corner on earth ;)

Roll the credits by Paula Deanda - Jer ChOrds

Great sOng ! enjOy....

Boy in the beginning
In the beginning it me and you
I bonny, you were clyde we we were running
We were running for the end we knew(before the credits)

But then in the middle
In the middle you went and changed the script
Took a pencil and erased my happy ending
Instead of loving you i feel so sick(roll the credits)

I know you directed it
I'm sure i produced a bit
So why's that chick stealing my show?

Baby, tell me who is she?
I need to know her name and number
Tell me who does she hang out with
When you're not together
I ain't gonna do nothing crazy
I just need you to hear me(before the credits)

Roll the credits and tell me
How many of your friends you told all about it
They said "you're workin"
Last friday night when i was calling
Did you lie to all of them, too?
Or was i just the fool?(well, roll the credits)
Roll the credits

You worked undercover
And gave her every single line i owned
And it doesn't make me feel any better
That you took her places we would go
I thought you were meant for me
My name should be on that screen
Tell me, why is that chick playing my roll?